If you, like me, suffer from a mid-afternoon productivity slump, then you’ll appreciate this. (It should be noted that the following verse was written between the hours of 2 and 3pm)
Ode to 2:00
Oh 2:00 I hate you so
The worst time of the day
I get a bunch of nothing done
Much to my dismay
At 9 I’m full of energy
My to-do list is a snap
But once the clock strikes 2 o’clock
I’m poised to take a nap
I stagger to the coffee pot
And blearily rub my eyes
I watch the clock tick slowly past
The number I despise
Perhaps I overate at lunch
That soup and BLT
I know I’ll get my second wind
If I just wait till 3
Then after dark I’ll sit in bed
Wide awake again
Oh why can’t this 2:00 feeling
Come at 10 pm?